// Mad Libs // Last updated: 2008-03-27 by James Alarie // http://spruce.flint.umich.edu/~jalarie/ MadLib_Lines=new Array(); // work area MadLib1=new Array( "A Love Story", "[@class=body1]", "Once upon a time there was a [adjective,beautiful] [noun,princess]. ", "The [=beautiful] [#1] fell in love with a [adjective,handsome] ", "[noun,prince]. ", "The [=beautiful] [=princess] married the [=handsome] ", "[=prince] and they lived [(happily,poorly,richly)] for [time span].", "[*
The End<\/div>]" ); MadLib2=new Array( "New Rules", "[@class=body1]", "[@width=750,height=500]", "Once upon a time, ", "[(in a land far away,at Disney World,out in the wilderness),where], ", " there lived a ", "[adjective,fadj], young lady named [girl's name,fname] ", "and a [adjective,madj] lad named [boy's name,mname]. ", "[=fname] and [=mname] were playing ", "[a game,gname] one day when a ", "[adjective,aadj] [animal type,atype] named [animal name,aname] ", "attacked them and stole the [color,color1] game pieces. ", "The [=madj] [=mname] immediately went after [=aadj] [=aname] ", "attempting to retrieve the [=color1] game pieces while ", "[=fname] the [=fadj] rewrote the game rules to allow them to ", "play [=gname] with only [color,color2] game pieces. ", "", "Unfortunately, [=aadj] [=aname] ate [=mname] the [=madj] for ", "dinner, so [=fname] could only play [=gname] with [=aname] from ", "that day forward. [=aname] had spent all of his time being ", "[=aadj] instead of studying reading and was unable to read the ", "new game rules that [=fadj] [=fname] had written, so [=fname] ", "always won [=where]." ); MadLib3=new Array( "Three Houses", "[@class=body1]", "[@width=750,height=500]", "Once upon a time there were three little ", "[good animal,GoodAnimal]s who wanted to build houses and a ", "big bad [bad animal,BadAnimal] who wanted the land to construct ", "a shopping mall. The first little [=GoodAnimal] built his ", "house of [building material,BMat1] and the second built his of ", "[another material,BMat2] and the third built his house out of ", "[material #3,BMat3]. The big bad [=BadAnimal] didn't have a ", "house, so he became grouchy whenever it rained. ", "", "The big bad [=BadAnimal] came to the first little [=GoodAnimal]'s ", "house of [=BMat1] and said, \"Little [=GoodAnimal], little ", "[=GoodAnimal], let me come in 'cause I'm out in the rain and I'm ", "soaked to my skin.\" But the first little [=GoodAnimal] said, ", "\"Get lost; I don't shop at Wal-Mart!\" Then the big bad ", "[=BadAnimal] huffed and puffed and blew down the house of ", "[=BMat1]. ", "", "The big bad [=BadAnimal] then went to the [=BMat2] house made by ", "the second little [=GoodAnimal] and cried, \"Little [=GoodAnimal], ", "little [=GoodAnimal], let me come in 'cause I'm out in the rain ", "and I'm soaked to my skin.\" But this little [=GoodAnimal] said, ", "\"Are you nuts?! I don't shop at Wal-Mart!\" Then the big bad ", "[=BadAnimal] huffed and puffed and blew down the house of ", "[=BMat2]. ", "", "Finally, the big bad [=BadAnimal] came to the last little ", "[=GoodAnimal]'s house of [=BMat3]. He called out, \"Little ", "[=GoodAnimal], little [=GoodAnimal], let me come in 'cause I'm ", "out in the rain and I'm soaked to my skin.\" But the third ", "little [=GoodAnimal] said, \"Beat it! I don't shop at ", "Wal-Mart.\" The big bad [=BadAnimal] was all out of breath from ", "blowing down the first two houses, so he took out some ", "[explosive,TNT] and blasted the [=BMat3] house to bits. The ", "three little [=GoodAnimal]s came down as blobs of ", "[a salad,Blob] all over the place. ", "", "The big bad [=BadAnimal] said, \"I never shop at Wal-Mart either, ", "I'm building a shopping mall and would NEVER rent them a spot. ", "Then the three little [=GoodAnimal]s and the big bad ", "[=BadAnimal] all lived happily together in the back of the ", "mall pet store. " ); MadLibs=3;