While driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over
to my left and there was a woman in a new Mustang doing 65 miles per
hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!
It scared me so badly that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
the doughnut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I
knocked my cell phone away from my other ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs and disconnected an important call!
WOMEN DRIVERS!
-- from E. R. Bowen
"And when the ship was caught, and could not bear up into the wind,
we let her drive." Acts 27:15.
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