Humour

  • The Onion - read it and weep.
  • Emo Phillips - "I'm a great lover.... I bet"
  • Eddie Izzard, male Tomboy, action transvestite
  • This Modern World
  • Tom the Dancing Bug
  • Red Meat
  • Get Your War On
  • The Guardian Notes and Queries - all your questions answered!
  • The Joe Bob Report - remember, the Drive-In will never die!
  • The Simpsons - "sacrelicious"
  • Essential Viewing

    Comedy

  • Airplane! - the original, never bettered (although Shatner was very good in the sequel).
  • Bottle Rocket and Rushmore and basically anything directed by Wes Anderson. Update: I've now seen The Royal Tenenbaums and I did like it. Of the three, Bottle Rocket is funniest, Rushmore is probably the best, but Tenenbaums has the best acting because of Gene Hackman (although Bill Murray gives his best ever performance in Rushmore).
  • Gregory's Girl - for a long time my favourite film (watch for the penguin).  Perhaps too cute, and may be dated, but still charming. (Haven't seen the recent sequel, but it sounds a bit dodgy.)  Bill Forsyth's second film, after That Sinking Feeling (which is like a Scottish Bottle Rocket) and before the more popular Local HeroRestless Natives is obviously a ripoff, but no less enjoyable for that.
  • Love and Death - my favourite early Woody Allen - when he was still funny.
  • Kind Hearts and Coronets - classic Ealing Black Comedy. See also The Ladykillers.
  • Monty Python's Life of Brian - their best sustained work.  Blessed are the cheesemakers.
  • Mr. Hulot's Holiday - Jacques Tati is unique - a French Charlie Chaplin, only funny.
  • Raising Arizona - Nick Cage's finest hour (although Vampire's Kiss comes close).
  • This Is Spinal Tap - the term "Rockumentary" is coined.  I can't believe most of my students have never seen this film (even though it was recently re-released).  It's very hard to dust vomit for prints.
  • Drama

  • All 3 Sergio Leone/Clint Eastwood Dollar movies - closeups and over-the-top music [by the incomparable Ennio Morricone] raised to an art form. Get lost in Lee Van Cleef's nostrils.
  • Blood Simple - the Coen Brothers' first film - I think it's better than Fargo. Bound reminds me of it, too.
  • Le Boucher - directed by master thriller-director Claude Chabrol.  A twisted love story. Opinions on this one of friends I've forced to see it are sharply divided. Either they think it's boring or they think it's very boring. Well, it's not quite that bad, but I think you have to be a francophile. And besides, what do they know? Pauline Kael called it a "tone poem on a thriller theme". Or something. Anyway, she loved it and she reviewed films for the New Yorker, so there.
  • Down By Law - how can a film with Tom Waits and John Lurie in it fail?  Jim Jarmusch movies are all pretty similar: slow moving and character-driven.  Stranger than Paradise is probably his best film (it was also his first), but I've never seen it to the end - the tape ran out.
  • Fanny and Alexander - try watching this during a PBS pledge drive, as I did.  (No, don't.)  Igmar Bergman's last to date.  Farting uncles and magic realism that manages not to be annoying.
  • Housekeeping - both sides of non-conformity.  Bill Forsyth shows his range (before sinking to the depths of Being Human). A more upbeat variant on the "two sisters and a weird grownup" theme that I liked a lot was Manny and Lo, featuring a very young Scarlett Johannssen, of Ghost World fame.
  • The Night of the Hunter - was anyone more effortlessly menacing than Robert Mitchum (gee but I thought she'd never ketch'um)?) The only film directed by Charles Laughton. Very strange (impressionistic rather than realistic) with images that will stay with you for a long time. "Leaning, leaning..."
  • The Scent of Green Papaya - slow moving, and nothing really happens, but absorbing and beautifully shot. A Vietnamese film that has absolutely nothing to do with the Vietnam war.
  • Horror

  • Alien - still the scariest movie ever, and a pretty good sci-fi film.
  • An American Werewolf in London - very scary and very funny - a hard combination to pull off. Not to be blamed for inspiring Michael Jackson's Thriller. Also has Jenny Agutter in it - always a plus for those of us weaned on The Railway Children. But what happened to the lead actor? Last I saw him, he was in a wine commercial.
  • Body Parts - a high-budget B Movie, another variant on the Hands of Orlac theme of eeeeeevil limbs. Only this time, the original owner wants them back - and he's mad as hell.  Unintentionally hilarious, with the best car crash scene EVER. (I'm biased in favour of this film because I saw it before it was released, in a test screening. People got all faint in the operation scene, so I don't know if they kept it in. They also laughed out load when Jeff Fahey was called upon to cry, and the "tears" lept three inches off his face.)
  • Cat People - the original Val Lewton version.  The swimming pool scene is proof positive that less is more.
  • Dead Alive (AKA Braindead) - the absolute ultimate (English language) Zombie flick - intentionally hilarious and incredibly gory.  Zombie mother.  Zombie babies.  Zombie intestines.  Lawnmower-fu.  Gratuitous vicar kung-fu ("I kick arse for the LORD")  Directed by Peter Jackson, the now-respectable director of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but who started out with such gems as Bad Taste (humans as alien fast food) and Meet the Feebles (indescribable puppet shenanigans).
  • Evil Dead I-III - progressively sillier.  The original one of the greatest low-budget gore-fests of the modern era. The careers of Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell and Joel Coen are auspiciously launched!
  • Night of the Living Dead - a classic by any standards.  One of the most disturbing films you will ever see and once voted "Greatest Drive-In Movie in the History of the World".  Equally disturbing, although in a more "creeping dread" kind of way, is the sequel, Dawn of the Dead, which is also a funny critique of consumerism.  Both movies have wooden acting, comparatively little gore and pretty primitive effects.  Yet you'll find yourself much more bothered by them than by much more professional horror flicks.  Why is that?  See them and decide for yourself.
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the original Don Siegel film) - opinions are divided on whether it's an anti-Commie movie or an anti-McCarthy movie.  I think it's an anti-pod-people-from-outer-space movie.  The seventies re-make is good too, with a non-Spock Leonard Nimoy.
  • Tremors - giant worms and Reba McEntire as a crazy survivalist (re-affirming my theory that Country singers make better actors).  Horror/comedy at its best.  Even Kevin Bacon is good in it - honest!
  • Special Category

    All pre-Rumble in the Bronx Jackie Chan movies, but especially:
  • Drunken Master - Jackie perfects his "snotty kid with a heart of gold", combining Bruce Lee and Buster Keaton, persona. First of many "they hurt my master! They must die!" plots.
  • Young Master - more of the same, but Jackie gets to direct himself, so less straightforward kung-fu and more of the stunts and slapstick that would become his trademark.
  • Dragon Lord - a very sketchy, very familiar plot is an excuse to string together spectacular set pieces, most notably invented spoofs of American sports, involving giant collapsing pyramids and hacky-sacking with a shuttlecock.
  • Police Story - Jackie as a contemporary Hong Kong cop. The stunts now involve a car chase through (and I mean through) a collapsing shanty-town and hanging off a speeding bus by an umbrella. The sequels are good (III involves the great Michelle Yeoh as a mainland Chinese supercop) but this is the best. He also shows a more serious side, which would later be fully showcased in the totally non-comedic Crime Story.
  • Project A - Jackie as a turn-of-the-(19th)-century Hong Kong Coastguard cop. Notable for co-starring Jackie's Hong Kong Opera "brothers", Sammo Hung and Yuen Biao. As with all mid-period Chan, the stunts are amazing, including an homage to Harold Lloyd's Safety Last
  • Armor of God - (released here as "Operation Condor II" despite the fact that (the even sillier) Operation Condor was actually the sequel to this one). A below-par effort, with a dubious "Jackie gets beaten up by giant black women" scene, but funny enough as an Indiana Jones spoof, and notable as the movie in which Jackie came closest to death (and the reason he still has a large hole in his skull).
  • Wheels on Meals - (strange title is explained by Jackie's superstition about movies beginning with 'M'). Again the three brothers are united, this time in contemporary Spain. First fight scene with Benny "the Jet" Urquidez, world kick-boxing champ (more recently seen in Grosse Pointe Blank).
  • Project A part II - Perhaps Jackie's masterpiece. Amazing stunts, very funny funny bits, actually coherent plot. If you only check out one Chan film, this should be it.
  • Dragons Forever - Probably my fave, because it's the best involving the three brothers. Sammo directed, and has quite a large (and very charming) role, but for my money Yuen Biao steals the picture as a crazy Marxist. Mucho 3 Stooges humour, great stunts and an even better Benny Urquidez fight. The best kung-fu courtroom comedy-romance action flick ever.
  • Twin Dragons - (Tagline: "Jackie Chan - together at last!") silly but very funny variant on the twins theme. "Rough" Jackie is a mechanic who smokes and has a pony-tail. "Smooth" Jackie is a concert pianist. Made to raise money to protest the influence of organized crime on Hong Kong movies, so a brave move.
  • Drunken Master II - Jackie plays the same character even though he's about 12 years older and the woman playing his mother is younger than him. Stunts pared to a minimum to allow maximum Kung Fu, and proves that Jackie still had it. Amazing fight scenes - I've never seen better. (Re-released over here as Legend of the Drunken Master.)
  • Guilty Pleasures

    Desert Island Disks

    Albums

  • Baby Bird: The Happiest Man Alive
  • Belle and Sebastian: If You're Feeling Sinister
  • Cracker: The Golden Age
  • Leonard Cohen: Recent Songs
  • John Coltrane: Giant Steps
  • Elvis Costello and the Attractions: Get Happy!! (or My Aim is True or Imperial Bedroom...)
  • Ella and Louis
  • The Flaming Lips: Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
  • Beth Gibbons and Rustin Man: Out of Season
  • Dexter Gordon: Go
  • Gorky's Zygotic Munci: How I Long To Feel That Summer In My Heart
  • Curtis Mayfield: Superfly
  • Microdisney: Crooked Mile
  • Modest Mouse: Good News For People Who Love Bad News
  • Van Morrison: Astral Weeks
  • Charlie Parker: Now's The Time
  • Pixies: Surfer Rosa
  • The Shins: Chutes Too Narrow
  • Horace Silver: Song For My Father
  • Steely Dan: Can't Buy a Thrill
  • Talking Heads: Remain in Light, Naked
  • Tom Waits: Small Change, Raindogs
  • The Triffids: Calenture
  • The Unicorns: Who will cut our hair when we're dead?
  • Neil Young: Tonight's The Night
  • Individual Songs

  • Baby Bird: You're Gorgeous
  • Belle and Sebastian: Stars of Track and Field, Belle and Sebastian, Sleep the clock around, Put the book back on the shelf
  • Big Black: Columbian Necktie, Kerosene
  • Big Daddy Kane: Raw
  • Billy Bragg: Levi Stubb's Tears, God's Footballer
  • The Buzzcocks: Boredom, Ever Fallen In Love?
  • Nick Cave: Red Right Hand
  • Cornell Campbell and the Eternals: Let's Start Again*
  • Camper Van Beethoven: Take the Skinheads Bowling
  • The Clash: 48 Hours, Complete Control, Safe European Home, Straight to Hell
  • Leonard Cohen: Famous Blue Raincoat
  • Colourbox: The Official Colourbox World Cup Theme
  • The Colourfield: Hammond Song*
  • Julian Cope: Safesurfer,Reynard the Fox, Elegant Chaos
  • Elvis Costello: I'll Wear It Proudly, Welcome to the Working Week, My Dark Life
  • Dinosaur Jr.: Freak Scene, Just Like Heaven*
  • The Divine Comedy: Tonight We Fly, Generation Sex, Your Daddy's Car, Becoming More Like Alfie
  • The Electric Six (Formerly the WildBunch): The Ballade of MC Sucka DJ, She's Guatemalan
  • Eric B and Rakim: Paid in Full (album version)
  • Five Blind Boys of Alabama: Dimming of the Day*
  • Fountains of Wayne: Better Things*, Barbara H, Red Dragon Tattoo, Mexican Wine
  • Franz Ferdinand: The Dark of the Matinee
  • Green on Red: You Couldn't Get Arrested
  • Half Man Half Biscuit: Trumpton Riots
  • The Jam: Town Called Malice
  • Ahmad Jamal: Poinciana
  • The Kinks: You Really Got Me, Waterloo Sunset, Victoria
  • Robert Lloyd and the New Four Seasons: Something Nice
  • Madness: Embarrassment
  • Microdisney: And He Descended Into Hell (Peel Session)
  • Charles Mingus: Better Git It In Your Soul
  • Thelonious Monk: Well You Needn't
  • New Order: Regret, Age of Consent
  • The Pogues: Dark Streets of London, Hot Dogs With Everything
  • Iggy Pop: Search and Destroy (with The Stooges), Lust for Life, The Passenger
  • The Postal Service: Such Great Heights
  • Public Enemy: Rebel Without a Pause, Night of the Living Baseheads, Black Steel In The Hour of Chaos
  • Pulp: Common People, Disco 2000
  • Lou Reed: Perfect Day, Romeo had Juliet, Charley's Girl
  • REM: Wall of Death*
  • The Reverend Buck Naked: Work On Your Car (If anyone can find a vinyl version of this, I'd be eternally grateful)
  • Roxy Music: Virginia Plain, Ladytron, 2HB
  • Scientist: Dematerialize
  • Sly and the Family Stone: Family Affair
  • The Smiths: This Charming Man, William, it was really nothing, Bigmouth Strikes Again, Frankly Mr. Shankly
  • Sonic Youth: Teenage Riot, Computer Age*
  • The Specials: Too Much Too Young, Stereotype, Ghost Town
  • Sufjan Stevens: Romulus
  • Tackhead: What's My Mission Now?
  • The Undertones: Teenage Kicks, Gotta Getta, It's Going To Happen
  • The Wedding Present: Everyone Thinks He Looks Daft, Brassneck (Steve Albini version)
  • Bobby Womack: Across 110th Street
  • The Velvet Underground: Sweet Jane, Stephanie Says, Candy Says
  • Neil Young: Ambulance Blues, New Mama, Hanging on a Limb, Out on the Weekend, Lost in Space
  • *cover version
    R.I.P. John Peel

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